MEDIA RELEASE: Satirists for Section 59 Debate
Judge Fairmind has granted an “honourable discharge without conviction” to All Black and political satirist John Keyhole, 50, recently convicted by a Christchurch District Court jury of assaulting his four year-old son in a public park. This “U-turn” as recent callers to Christchurch radio talk-back are calling it, came about this morning after the Judge learnt for the first time that Keyhole is actually a current member of the All Blacks, albeit a lesser know entity within the squad (see Full Squad Photo in today’s Dominion Post Bendon Underwear Colour Supplement, Page A3: Keyhole is next to the leggy, honey-blonde).
Full report see http://www.scoop.co.nz/stories/PO0906/S00032.htm
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